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by Holly on May 17, 2013

It’s one of those things, right? You love it, you hate it, you think it’s terrible for you or you’re trying to justify it’s health benefits through antioxidants. No matter what, you’ve got an opinion, I’m sure. Me? I think it’s a life blood. It’s not that I don’t sleep, or that my diet doesn’t give me energy. My love of coffee runs much deeper than that, though I’m not pretending I don’t lean on it in times of sleep deprivation and long hours. I’m not justifying anything to you, my love needs no justification, but I do think there are better than terrible ways to get at it. My personal favorite is cold brewed coffee. Cold Brew is essentially a fancy way of saying coffee that sat in cold water as opposed to being brewed with hot water. It’s got more caffeine, lower acidity, and a nice mild taste. The downfall? Besides the need for patience, it takes about 24 hours to brew, there is non, and in addition to these awesome factors, it’s also more versatile than it’s heated counterpart. Which brings me to the Mocha Protein Frap. Yep. That’s right. Similar consistency and flavor to the coffee frappuccino from the all looming dictator of the cafe biz, but with high protein, no sugar, and a much smaller price tag. This has become my wake up and go drink, I couldn’t love it more.

 

Mocha Protein Frap

1 c Unsweetened Vanilla Almond Milk

4 oz Cold Brew Coffee (Made yourself or bought, I like Chameleon Brand)

½ tea Vanilla Extract

¼ tea Cinnamon

1 scoop Chocolate or Cookies and Cream PlantFusion Protein Powder

1 tea Cacao Powder

2 TBS PB2

½ Frozen Banana

3 or 4 Ice Cubes

 

Measure in your almond milk and coffee then turn your blender on it’s lowest setting. Add your protein powder, cinnamon, vanilla, cacao, and pb2, let blend for about 10 seconds and turn off. Add the banana, and ice, put the top on and start from the lowest setting to medium high until it is smooth and frothy. Pour into a cup, preferably with a straw, and get stoked.

 

Spice it up!

  • Mint Mocha Protein Frap – Add 5 leaves of mint when you add your protein powder

  • Java Chip – Add 1.5 TBS cacao nibs (or sm chocolate chips) pulse a few times at the end

  • Raspberry Mocha Protein Frap – 2 TBS frozen Raspberries with your ice cubes

  • Strawberry Mocha Protein Frap – 5 frozen Strawberries with your ice cubes

  • Jacked Up Almond Joy Protein Frap – 1 TBS Cacao Nibs or Chocolate Chips, 2 TBS toasted Coconut, 2 TBS Almonds pulsed a few times at the end.

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JOOSE! Goals, Breaks, Clean Eating.

by Holly on May 6, 2013

So, I decided to break my juice cleanse. I didn’t do this because I have poor will power, or because I gave in. Honestly, I felt really great and would have been happy to keep going. I did it for three main reasons. One. I felt I reached my goal. My primary goal during this was to gain back control over my mental attachment to food and my diet. I was over snacking and experiencing ridiculous sugar cravings constantly. I broke that and it feels amazing. I also wanted to get rid of some of this sodium from all the processed stuff and bragg’s I’d been gettin in me. I did this as well. I feel like my body looks better and I feel solidly in control of my diet. Three was that I still felt sore after 2 days after one workout, this is very unlike me, I go hard and I heal well, it felt like my body wasn’t getting the protein that it needed to rebuild from just juice… So I broke the cleanse. Now, this isn’t to say I was noming down on some cookies and thinking how good a job I did. I broke it with a few small pieces of tofu broiled with black pepper, a head of broccoli steamed with a few fresh tomatoes then blended to make a mash. And this mornings post workout I got down on a 1/4 c oatmeal, and half a small sweet potato with a little cinnamon on top. It felt so good because my taste buds had adjusted and I didn’t wish there was sweetener, the sweet potato was enough! Yay! Also, my tummy got smaller so I feel super full from just this. I’m going to make some celery, spinach, ginger, lime juice later and end the day with the same thing I broke my fast eating. It feels good to win these battles and decide what’s good for me.

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JOOSE! Day 1 and 2

by Holly on May 6, 2013

Day 1

started with 16 oz water with 1 lemon from the front yard up in it.

J.1. 16 oz of water with lemon during workout then – Cantaloupe, watermelon, kale, lemon split in two. One with BCAA’s in it post workout. Workout was epic legs, and abs. Linda and I killed it and were wrecked after so I’m feeling like my greens are going to have to be WAY up to keep up my protein and stay on top of it. I found these totally cool huge jars, somehow this makes me hella more stoked on juicing. Hoping for Dragon fruits at the asian market later.

 

Decided one of the things that I’ll need to complete this as painlessly as possible is to stop with my addiction to food blogs. So much good food, creates mental cravings.

 

J.2. Protein shake of 1/2 banana, fresh almond milk, 4 strawberries, 1 scoop protein and 4 ice cubes.

 

J.3. Cuke, kale, a little watermelon

 

J.4. Cuke, kale, a huge red grapefruit of awesome

 

Today was rough, I was emotionally a roller coaster, felt so up and down and all around. It was bad. I stuck with it though and day two felt good, even though I went to work on my car at my parents house and ran out of juice, went and bought one but was only about an hour before I was hungry again. I am feeling a lot better, the sweet cravings have subsided and I feel way more in control of my body and mind as far as food is concerned. I am still really sore from the workout the other day though which is very unlike me and I’m craving protein like mad. Super clean, not sugar, but protein of some kind. Trying to workout if this is a physical craving or a mental one before I possibly deviate to fix it.

Day 2

Started with 16 oz of water with lemon

J.1. Cuke, watermelon, lime, kale, greens, kiwi

J.2. Cherry, water. (Ran out of food at my parents house and improvised)

J.3. Celery, spinach, orange, ginger

 

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Juice Fast

by Holly on May 4, 2013

So tomorrow begins a 5 day juice fast, a notorious endeavor in the healthy vegan community, and one that’s riddled with conflict on whether or not it’s healthy. I find that it is, for multiple reasons. First, it restarts everything, your taste buds in addition to your body. It gives your body a rest from digestion and flushes toxins that you’ve built up, it also flushes out mental toxic habits because you can’t go to the kitchen and snack on junk or find ways to justify unhealthy behavior. There is only one thing to eat, it’s juice, and that’s it. My reasoning for this one is my recently acquired snacking habits that are quite healthy but are adding fats from unchecked almond and seed consumption, constant sugar cravings and the abundance of sodium in my diet. I want to reset, realign with my body and re-prioritize. I’ll be joined by a few friends who will hopefully be talking about their experiences as they go through it as well. I’ve done a few so I know what to expect but many of those virtual companions haven’t, so it’ll be fun to experience it with them. I will be having a shake with juice, a scoop of protein powder (Chocolate Plant Fusion) and half a frozen banana post workout however. For anyone interested here’s part of my Pre-Juice Cleanse Email to those involved….

 

I dislike veggie juice. I feel like this should be gotten out of the way right off the bat. I also am not affected by the “sugar” issues that many people have, I feel so amazing when I eat lots of fruits so I do so on juice fasts with tons of greens and veggies underneath. Fruit has gotten a real bad rap due to sugars and carbs and I think it’s stupid. Fruits are supernatural, and have hella amazing health benefits of their own and especially in this setting aren’t bad. There’s roughly 8 million conflicting ideas about nutrition, this, is mine. I am not alone but you’ll find plenty of information supporting or disproving anything you could think of. That being said, you know yourself and if you’re hella sensitive to the ups and downs of sugar then put less fruit in your juices. I also like to incorporate herbs into my juices to make them have better healing and cleansing properties and also to make them more interesting. I usually blend these in after the juice is done (not ginger though, always juice that shit, it’s got hella fibers that suck in blenders). I often do this with greens as well to get the most of them (if you pulse it it’ll taste better and be more nutritious, just a tip). I will also blend in a frozen banana from time to time, usually mid day post workout when I start to feel not stoked and the frothy thickness of it really helps me stay with the juice and feel full. I use apple as my general sweetener, I add like 1 apple to the end of many of my veggie juice recipes not only because they have a high water content and make my juice more voluminous, but also because it helps going down. My favorites are lime, lemon, ginger, and apple to make things taste better with the first three being the best due to their strong flavors.

 

Rough Shopping List -

Get LOTS of greens! Get a solid amount of veggies, I try to put as much greens and veggies as I can stand in every juice. Then a variety of fruits, with an emphasis on the apples and oranges as they’re cheaper and higher in water content so I use them a lot. And some of the herbs. This ratio will help you save some cash in this process and keep you healthy. If you can’t afford all of these just look at the recipes and plan for a few days and get what you need.


Kale, Spinach, TJ’s Power Greens (if you live near a trader joes) Romaine, Watermelon, Apples or/and Pears, Oranges (mandarins and easy peel stuff is great), Celery, Cucumber, Ginger, Parsley, Lemon, Carrots, Broccoli, Lime, Grapefruit, Blueberry, Pineapple, Papaya, Melon, Grapes

My roommate and I will be visiting the asians store she often goes to and raves about while holding many cheap young coconuts and flats of mangos for like a dollar. She is the master of the hustle and says this store has more interesting produce as my go to is Trader Joes, which rules so much but is quite reliable. Watch out for posts of crazy dragon fruit and epic exotic produce juices!

 

PS. I’m not down for any kind of “fruit is bad for you” or “juicing will kill you” or any other junk. I am quite well educated and feel solidly in my decisions, they aren’t up for debate, but if you’re interested, here’s my experience.

PPS. Here’s a little inspirational video for yall. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpLQwWKb3l8

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Raw Caramel Sauce!

by Holly on March 21, 2013

*Raw* Caramel Sauce

Looking to step up just about any dessert? What about breakfast!? This Raw Caramel Sauce is simple, easy, and requires almost no set up! I mixed it with chopped fresh pineapples for xmas brunch waffle topping but also am fond of putting it on just about anything else… including just a spoon. Instructions are as follows: put all ingredients in blender… blend until smooth using plunger to keep it moving. That’s it! Oh, and you don’t have to soak macadamia nuts to make them more bioavailable so this recipe can go straight from pantry to saucy.

1/2 c + 2 TBS Macadamia Nuts

1/4 c Almond Milk

2 TBS Date Paste *

2 TBS Maple Syrup

3 TBS Agave

1/2 tea Vanilla

1/4 tea Salt

1/2 TBS Lucama

Now blend! Remember, you’re turning nuts into a caramel so give your blender some time and keep blending until smooth.

* Date paste is just dates, chopped up, then processed with a tiny bit of water into a very thick paste. If you don’t have pre-made date paste just hanging out in your fridge, you can add the dates/almond milk/maple syrup first and blend until the little datey chunks are broken up into a smooth consistency.

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Banana Brulee, Soft Serve, Chimpanzee Sanctuary

by Rebecca on September 13, 2012

BROKE ASS BANANA BRULEE

Raw Cashew Cream

1 c soaked raw cashews
1/3 c almond milk
2 TBS agave
1/4 tea vanilla
pinch of salt
3 TBS coconut oil

Peanut Butter Chocolate Swirl

6 oz chocolate
2 TBS (creamy) peanut butter

Brulee

2 medium bananas
1/2 c sugar
1 TBS cinnamon
pinch of nutmeg and salt

GHETTO SOFT SERVE

2 frozen bananas
2 medium ice cubes
1/2 tea vanilla
1/3 c almond milk
2 TBS peanut butter
2 TBS chocolate chips

*Add a scoop of your favorite protein powder, I use vanilla Sun Warrior Protein or Warrior Food Vanilla from Health Force*

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Coke Bust

by Rebecca on March 1, 2012

The Coke Bust is an xvx take on a classic Rob Roy.

8 oz cola
4-5 maraschino cherries with stems removed
1 maraschino cherry with stem in tact for garnish
Splash of juice from maraschino cherry jar to taste (or grenadine)

Muddle stemmed cherries in the bottom of a glass. Fill the glass about half full with ice. Add cola. Pour maraschino cherry juice over the top. Garnish with a cherry. And FUCK BAR CULTURE.

Recipe from TeetotalBabes.com

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Floorpunch

March 1, 2012

The Floorpunch is inspired by the drink of the same name we found at the Bye and Bye in Portland Oregon. Our Floorpunch is a little different, though relying on fresh muddled for a bit more bite: 2 slices of peeled fresh ginger (to taste) 1 slice of fresh ginger for garnish 1 lime slice [...]

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Thai Protein Overlord and Hemp Warrior Video

February 1, 2012

Thai Protein Overlord: Sauce: 1/4 c (raw) Almond Butter 1/3 c Peanut Butter 3/4 (cooked) lentils 1 (pitted) Date 1 1/4 c Coconut Milk 1 tea Sesame Oil 1 TBS Rice Wine Vinegar 1 tea Curry Powder 1/2 TBS Curry Paste 2 TBS (chopped) Ginger 1 (peeled) Garlic Clove 1 TBS Cilantro 1 TBS Mint [...]

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Get Amped

December 1, 2011

Hey! I’m published!!

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